You weren't supposed to find out... I didn't mean... will you marry me?

I've recently reset my home page and search bar to Everyclick.com, which donates some of the profit it generates to charity, as well as this you are able to choose which charity your clicks go to.

However, it said it was going to be as good as any other search engine because that's where it gets it's information from but it LIED.

I can't get on to my daily helping of free stuff through it, and I just searched 'urban dictionary' and although it came up with a load of webpages that mentioned it, it did not actually come up with urban dictionary. If I wasn't trying to be charitable (raise 1p per month for said charity) I would have written it straight in. I can't go back to Google or I'll feel guilty

I'm trying to look up 'afternoon delight', because I've been re-watching the past cheeseytastic week of Hollyoaks and Jack used it to describe afternoon hanky panky when I thought it meant a er, 'light snack'.

Spike is such a goon,

post posting this post I have noticed the post name of the previous post, I must have had hollyoaks on the brain

the tail of the pencil jellies (or: afternoon vegan delight)

it is literally ridiculous how difficult it is to make a name up on here that hasn't already been used, thank God for pencil jellies

when I win best blog in a few months time and everybody wants to know; "so, where did you come up with this name?" I will regale this tail of how I once worked at a cheesy 70s disco with a vegan who liked sweets,

I did work at this shoddy establishment, I did work with a vegan, she did like sweets, she buys hers in bags of 100,000 at the pound shop (for a pound), I can't really be arsed to go into town, I have a TV in my house. Luckily my local corner shop likes selling, for 10p, something that comes in a bags of about 100,000 from the pound shop